Zewling

Zewler of the month- December- Santa Claus

2007-12-12T06:00:00.000-08:00

I guess being SC is one of the most zewling-like jobs ever... you work one day a year and the rest.... guess what...

Zewl on...
Dr. Zoidberg Zw.

Enemies of zewlers

2007-11-23T09:21:00.002-08:00

Hmmm, nice zewling session Not really, interupted by bad, bad zewling interuptor.

Take care zewlers, they could be everywhere!!!

Master Yoda advice

2007-11-21T10:37:00.001-08:00

ZEWL be with you....

Zewler of the month-November-GANDHI

2007-11-19T07:46:00.000-08:00

Heyahoo, The Zewling blog proudly presents Gandhi- The zewler of the month... Enjoy

This guy is famous for his occupant irritating method of passive resistance and civil disobedience which is what zewling also represents (being basically passive resistance to any activity and very civil disobedience to follow nearly any rules)...

Here follows an abstract from Wikipedia

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (Gujarati: મોહનદાસ કરમચંદ ગાંધી, IAST: mohandās karamcand gāndhī, IPA: [moɦənd̪as kərəmtʃənd̪ gand̪ʱi] (October 2, 1869 – January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. He was the pioneer of Satyagraha—resistance to tyranny through mass civil disobedience, firmly founded upon ahimsa or total non-violence—which led India to independence and inspired movements for civil rights and freedom across the world. Gandhi is commonly known in India and across the world as Mahatma Gandhi (IPA: /məˈhɑːtmə ˈgɑːndi/^[1]) (Sanskrit: महात्मा mahātmā — "Great Soul") and as Bapu (Gujarati: બાપુ bāpu—"Father"). In India, he is officially accorded the honour of Father of the Nation and October 2, his birthday, is commemorated each year as Gandhi Jayanti, a national holiday. On 15 June 2007, the United Nations General Assembly unanimously adopted a resolution declaring October 2 to be the "International Day of Non-Violence."^[2]^[3]

As a British-educated lawyer, Gandhi first employed his ideas of peaceful civil disobedience in the Indian community's struggle for civil rights in South Africa. Upon his return to India, he organized poor farmers and labourers to protest against oppressive taxation and widespread discrimination. Assuming leadership of the Indian National Congress, Gandhi led nationwide campaigns for the alleviation of poverty, for the liberation of women, for brotherhood amongst differing religions and ethnicities, for an end to untouchability and caste discrimination, and for the economic self-sufficiency of the nation, but above all for Swaraj—the independence of India from foreign domination. Gandhi famously led Indians in the disobedience of the salt tax on the 400 kilometre (248 miles) Dandi Salt March in 1930, and in an open call for the British to Quit India in 1942. He was imprisoned for many years on numerous occasions in both South Africa and India.

Gandhi practised and advocated non-violence and truth, even in the most extreme situations. A student of Hindu philosophy, he lived simply, organizing an ashram that was self-sufficient in its needs. Making his own clothes—the traditional Indian dhoti and shawl woven with a charkha—he lived on a simple vegetarian diet. He used rigorous fasts, for long periods, for both self-purification and protest.

If you want to nominate the next zewler of the month feel free to do so. Contact any of the certified zewlers.
So Long
Zoid

Overheating solution for pro-zewlers

2007-11-14T03:53:00.000-08:00

Extreme zewling in extreme conditions....

Unbeatable zewlers, CATS

2007-10-12T08:28:00.001-07:00

If you want to get lessons from these cats, you would need to submit the never ending waiting list.

Junkie zewler

2007-10-12T08:26:00.000-07:00

Zewling lesson by Mashka

2007-09-26T04:48:00.000-07:00

Photos by Cb. Hanka Bubnikova Zw

2007-09-24T12:02:00.000-07:00

Zewling community recommends zewling in public places. In your face law and order...

Zewling is by no means limited to human beings...

Keep zewling

Zewling interruption

2007-09-22T07:58:00.000-07:00

The Zewling community warning:

Any interruption of zewling may cause a serious shock..... BEWARE !!!!!

Masters of zewling

2007-09-21T07:41:00.001-07:00

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!! These guys are real experts.
It can cause total over-zewling for unexperienced zewlers!!!

His royalty Mr. Zoid

2007-09-21T07:38:00.000-07:00

So many zewlers in one pool

2007-09-21T07:34:00.000-07:00

2007-09-21T05:47:00.000-07:00

Let it beer I.
Let it beer II:

Photos from my colleague Jan Bubnik Zw.

2007-09-21T05:07:00.001-07:00

The classical slumber-zewling triptych part1.

part 2.

part 3.

The PePe

National zewling team training

Senior zewler from Schwabenland

Long zewl the zewl....
Dr. Zoidberg Zw.

Introduction to zewling

2007-09-21T04:44:00.000-07:00

One of the most progressive branches of zewling- Whitewater zewling....

Beer is one of the most used accessories for zewling

Sleeping can turn you into a really good zewler

Donkey --> Moose metamorphosis

Chilling in a crowd of women...

You can zewl in many interesting places

The rally peeing team contest (rules:teams of 5 people must pee one member after another - without stop - the teams are given 2.5 hours to "get in shape")

Boatercross in a gym

Experienced zewler

Now... Do YOU know what zewling is???

Dr. Zoidberg Zw.

THE blog starts

2007-09-21T04:41:00.000-07:00

Heya, this blog is devoted to defining the meaning of the word "zewling". As soon as you get the general idea and concept of zewling please send me your pics at liskahon@seznam.cz.
The world championship in zewling coming soon (31.2.2008)

Zoid